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Post by alex on Oct 8, 2011 23:42:11 GMT
There was a fat woman called Joan
one day she thought she'd write a poem
she couldn't get it right
her rhymes were pure shite
so instead she just had a good moan. ;D |
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Post by Daphne on Oct 9, 2011 0:36:55 GMT
Oh dear. This may be personal. I think we should stop now before this gets any worse.
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Post by alex on Oct 9, 2011 0:56:11 GMT
Oh dear. This may be personal. I think we should stop now before this gets any worse. Don't know what you mean... I just made it up. Thought I'd better write something other than goat poems, that's all. Sheesh... can't please 'em all! |
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Post by Daphne on Oct 9, 2011 1:16:50 GMT
We should not mock the afflicted.
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Post by alex on Oct 9, 2011 1:19:06 GMT
it's a pretend woman FFS !!
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Jay
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pic of me after losing 52 stone with 'Slimming World'. Looking FIT, don't you think?
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Post by Jay on Oct 9, 2011 17:27:51 GMT
I like this limerick. The protagonist shares my name, which is funny. :-) She sounds like she should give up on writing poetry; I would, if I wasn't good at it.
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justfred
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Post by justfred on Oct 9, 2011 17:39:37 GMT
It must be disconcerting having the same pen name as someone else. As far as I know I am the only 'just fred' about the place. It would be too sad if there were two people in such a bad way as me.
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Ernest Koontz
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Post by Ernest Koontz on Nov 3, 2011 23:35:52 GMT
We must not cast aspersions on others, brother Alex. We must pray for your friend in her hour of need and hope that Jesus comes into her soul.
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Post by weewatto on Jan 5, 2012 11:45:38 GMT
Alex isn't a brother Ernie. Just because she likes goats, you shouldn't make assumptions you know.
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Jan 5, 2012 16:15:13 GMT
Pure cr*p.
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Post by alex on Jan 5, 2012 18:16:10 GMT
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Jan 5, 2012 18:39:59 GMT
My pleasure, Joey babe.
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Post by 4gemini7 on Jun 5, 2014 14:47:14 GMT
I'm new to all this and only Daphne has noticed I'm here I think. Having read all the goat ones gotta say you should stick with them. I much prefer animals to people.
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