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Post by Wee Angus McWordy on Oct 7, 2011 14:20:30 GMT
Did ye shee rray English Doon ra Watter? Did ye shee rra wee fishies shhcatter? Fine well rray know whit rray are afteher Wi' their Jeely jaurs an' their nets in their haun' Ah..rra day rrey had in Sshcotland Have sshume tea wi' yer bread and butter A' rra drunk men lyin in rra gutter... Rrey wur up at Loch Ness furr rra day... Says Tam tae me... Ish rrat a kilt or a dress? Sshaysh ah tae him Its a kilt shhun, no a dress! Ah'm fur ra next train intae Inverness Cos I don't like English Anyway...
Ah' English, goodbye Ah hate rra shmell o' yer rotten crumpetshh Neffer again shall I shee yoooo Ah English...GOODBYE
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Post by Daphne on Oct 8, 2011 17:16:21 GMT
I fear you're getting more and more obscure, Wee Angus. This is bizarre - how many whiskies did you have on board when you penned this?
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Post by sadlonelyguy on Oct 8, 2011 19:27:20 GMT
I guess I don't know what to say here cos I don't get all of it. I'd love to go to Scotland one day but I'll take my Scotch dictionary, thats for sure!
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Post by alex on Oct 8, 2011 19:48:39 GMT
Even though I couldn't understand a word of it, it made me laugh out loud!
Well done !
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Post by Daphne on Oct 8, 2011 19:58:15 GMT
It helps if you read it out loud in your best "Taggart" accent.
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