Post by Wee Angus McWordy on Oct 7, 2011 14:20:30 GMT
Did ye shee rray English Doon ra Watter? Did ye shee rra wee fishies shhcatter? Fine well rray know whit rray are afteher Wi' their Jeely jaurs an' their nets in their haun' Ah..rra day rrey had in Sshcotland Have sshume tea wi' yer bread and butter A' rra drunk men lyin in rra gutter... Rrey wur up at Loch Ness furr rra day...
Says Tam tae me... Ish rrat a kilt or a dress? Sshaysh ah tae him Its a kilt shhun, no a dress! Ah'm fur ra next train intae Inverness Cos I don't like English Anyway...
Ah' English, goodbye Ah hate rra shmell o' yer rotten crumpetshh Neffer again shall I shee yoooo Ah English...GOODBYE
Even though I couldn't understand a word of it, it made me laugh out loud!
Well done !
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