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Post by Fraser Allonby Q.C. on Sept 24, 2011 11:01:32 GMT
Each and every morn I wake And rouse myself from sleep. I stretch and yawn, and stretch again, Then out of bed I leap.
Into my pantaloons I strap My heaving, sweaty frame. I'm Fraser Allonby Q.C.: Well knows the world my name.
My larder groans with sweet delights With which I'll break my fast. I gorge on buns and pies and ale And relish my repast.
I stroll into my robing room Wherein forthwith I dress My bulk in courtly finery: I wear only the best.
I place upon my head so large My newly powdered wig, And hide within black folds of gown My hindquarters so big.
I prance into the morn so fair And heave my bulk to court Wherein I speak of equity, And negligence, and tort.
My clients pay me by the hour And augment my vast riches. I spend my wealth on whores and port And jewel-encrusted britches.
All the comments that I make Are more or less the same I'm Fraser Allonby Q.C.: Well knows the world my name.
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Post by Daphne on Sept 24, 2011 16:10:33 GMT
A delightful poem. The first posting by a new member on my new website! God bless you and all who sleep with you.
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Post by Wee Angus McWordy on Sept 27, 2011 10:16:45 GMT
No' a bad wee poem, Fraser! It's guid tae see ye've goat a guid Scottish name on ye!
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Post by annettecurtain on Sept 30, 2011 8:29:07 GMT
Never heard of yer. Please elaborate.
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Post by Fraser Allonby Q.C. on Oct 4, 2011 11:27:04 GMT
My fame is spreading. Like my waistline, some have said.
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Post by alex on Oct 7, 2011 0:43:01 GMT
Exaltations for this fine poem, Sir Allonby. I'm sorry I missed it and will be adding it to my favourites forthwith.
Your larder sounds very tasty indeed!
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Post by alex on Oct 7, 2011 0:46:28 GMT
I can't find a 'favourites' thingy.
What a crap site this is !!
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Post by alex on Oct 7, 2011 0:48:13 GMT
Sir Allonby... please take a peek at my own fine poetry. I would be grateful for your comments.
Thank you, kind sir.
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