Post by Edna Sweetlove on Jan 5, 2021 17:29:17 GMT
(1)
A Polack whose arse was quite spotty
Found a boil had formed up his botty;
So he took his sore crack
To a fat Warsaw quack
Who lanced it for two thousand zloty.
(2)
In a dirty old hut by the Vistula
Lived an old maid, by name Little Miss Tyula
Whilst out for a ramble
She sat on a bramble
Which punctured her ripe anal fistula.
A Polack whose arse was quite spotty
Found a boil had formed up his botty;
So he took his sore crack
To a fat Warsaw quack
Who lanced it for two thousand zloty.
(2)
In a dirty old hut by the Vistula
Lived an old maid, by name Little Miss Tyula
Whilst out for a ramble
She sat on a bramble
Which punctured her ripe anal fistula.