Three Drunken Haiku

[Engelbert Humpalot]

DRUNKEN HAIKU 1

One drink is too few
A hundred is too many
Ah but only just


DRUNKEN HAIKU 2

Drift along happy
Vinous joys make life bearable
Until morning breaks


DRUNKEN HAIKU 3

Alcoholism
Phoney make-believe disease
For guilty drunkards

[Sunshine]

Since several members of my immediate family are drunkards, I was moved deeply by this.

[Daphne]

I laughed at this. It reminds me of something or other...

[martha]

I have problems with alcohol myself.
I can't afford enough of it to get drunk as I have a metabolic rate which absorbs a lot quickly.