Whoopsy

[justfred]

Why God Why?

I sit here asking why
And you never answer so I cry
And when I cry Chad
(the spotty nurse)
Asks me why oh why
I can't look him in the eye.

Why did you make my Elisabeth go crazy?
That tumour ate her mind.
I'd come home from Bingo
N'er knowing what I'd find:
Her naked on the lawn
Smearing poopoo on the neighbour's car.

My faith is torn
And my bottom hurts
From the enlarged prostrate
You gave me in your goodness
That doubles as a cushion
When I sit down,
A cushion of torture. Thanks for that.

Why God Why?
Does your master plan involve me living so long
When you took my Elisabeth away?
Hitler had a master plan:
Are you one and the same?
Except he didnt leave me to rot
Sitting in my own doodoo
Too afraid to tell Chad
(the spotty nurse)
That I have gone 'whoopsy' again.

Hitler didn't make my darling wife
So poorly that she accused me
(at max volume so the neighbours heard)
Of me having carnal knowledge
Of (or is it with) next door's cat.

Hitler was evil
Why God WHY?
Because you made him that's why.

[Daphne]

I can't agree about Hitler being THAT evil. He was just a bit over-eager about racial purity. Nice poem though. Very touching.

[Edna Sweetlove]

Whoopsy? I always call it going poo-poos.

[Daphne]

I am dumbfounded by the tragedy of this. I would suggest that Just Fred take his talents to our sister site, PoetryShared. However, the wait for membership validation would probably be too long for Fred as the Grim Reaper might well call first.

[justfred]

Thank you everyone for your kind thoughts. It isnt always too bad here, my grandaughter visits often she is a sweety but my grandson doesnt but he is one of them gays and he thinks I have a problem with that but I dont as long as he has brushed his teeth for hygienes sake.

I joined poetryshared some time ago but they threw me out for mentioning my elizabeth going to the toilet in a poem.

[Stanley Brown]

Dear Fred, I don't think poetry should concern itself with toileting matters. I myself have never once written a poem which mentioned toilets. Thank you, Stanley.

[justfred]

Stanley: you are a retard.