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Post by Fraser Allonby Q.C. on Oct 11, 2011 19:51:57 GMT
He's large and round and mentally deficient, His stained pantaloons are no longer sufficient, To constrain his bulging, corpulent thighs, Blossoming daily on a diet of pies.
He swaddles his legs in giant dungarees, Sadly they will not clear his knees, I've ne'er seen legs thus wrapped, Save 'pon the handicapped.
He daily feasts 'pon curried buns, Delivered to his chambers, despatched in tons, Pity his clerks, who quake with fear, When their time comes to wipe his rear.
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Post by England Awaken! on Oct 12, 2011 11:24:26 GMT
The world is a terrible place, full of freaks and other benighted creatures. God forgive us all!
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Post by Fraser Allonby Q.C. on Oct 12, 2011 14:09:15 GMT
How true. Several of my colleagues at the bar are (how can I put this delicately?) fat.
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Post by Daphne on Oct 17, 2011 17:29:42 GMT
There are few things more horrid than a corpulent lawyer.
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Post by alex on Oct 17, 2011 23:11:58 GMT
Great poem.. brought to mind a woman called Joan who I once knew on another poetry site.... I doubt she has the capacity to wipe her own arse either!
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Post by Daphne on Oct 18, 2011 9:56:32 GMT
Now that's a bit rude. Tut tut.
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Post by Ponia-šiknius on Oct 21, 2011 17:07:59 GMT
I laughed very loudly when I read this poem as it reminded me so much of someone I know who is a fat greedy pig who lords it over his staff. I mean my boss. Thank Heavens he will never read what I think about his lardy great arse.
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