Jay
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pic of me after losing 52 stone with 'Slimming World'. Looking FIT, don't you think?
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Post by Jay on Oct 9, 2011 14:35:45 GMT
Under my feet I feel you,
soft, a little damp,
but so cool and refreshing.
There is a gentle fragrance
permeating upwards, but,
if it's you I cannot tell.
I sit down and rub my hands
over you then lift them
to my face so I can inhale.
I find the aroma belongs to you
and I smile as it pleases me.
What I've learnt of you suits me well.
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Post by alex on Oct 9, 2011 14:38:07 GMT
eerm... is it your soggy **** pad?
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Jay
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pic of me after losing 52 stone with 'Slimming World'. Looking FIT, don't you think?
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Post by Jay on Oct 9, 2011 17:17:04 GMT
How rude! It's grass bathed in morning dew, actually :-(
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Post by Daphne on Oct 9, 2011 17:18:49 GMT
I had to go and look up what **** pad meant and I am shocked as well. Alex, please behave more politely to our new friend. I shall use my administrative rights and censor your rude comment.
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Jay
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pic of me after losing 52 stone with 'Slimming World'. Looking FIT, don't you think?
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Post by Jay on Oct 9, 2011 17:21:37 GMT
Thank you, Daphne! I am quite upset at that comment. Alex should be banned, in my opinion.
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Post by alex on Oct 11, 2011 9:40:10 GMT
Oops ! Perhaps you should stick to chatting with the breeze, jaydeetee.
What a strange woman you are,
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Post by Daphne on Oct 11, 2011 10:27:35 GMT
Stop the squabbling or the moderator's boot will enter your rear zones.
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Post by alex on Oct 11, 2011 10:46:40 GMT
Eek. !!!!!
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Jay
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pic of me after losing 52 stone with 'Slimming World'. Looking FIT, don't you think?
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Post by Jay on Oct 11, 2011 12:32:49 GMT
Hey, it's not me who's squabbling. I always try my hardest to retain calm amongst members, and I often find myself taking the role of mediator. I repeat over and over again what has happened, who said what to whom, and I just stir and stir...... and when the squabble is cleared up (or usually, the thread closed), I always bring it up again, just so people won't forget (and to keep the argument going, of course).
In fact, there aren't enough debates on this site. Can we have a debate forum please? I could be moderator, if you like. :-)
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Post by Daphne on Oct 11, 2011 14:21:08 GMT
We already have a debate forum, dear. Use your eyes.
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Post by alex on Oct 11, 2011 14:48:21 GMT
I'll be moderator for the debate forum, Daphers ! Pick me, pick me !!! :-)
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Post by alex on Oct 11, 2011 14:49:28 GMT
We already have a debate forum, dear. Use your eyes. Are you blind as well as fa ermm plump? |
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Jay
Important Member
pic of me after losing 52 stone with 'Slimming World'. Looking FIT, don't you think?
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Post by Jay on Oct 14, 2011 13:11:55 GMT
How dare you! I am going to report you to Daphne for this.
Let's see a photograph of you then.... unless that IS you on your profile picture? An old goat?
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Post by Daphne on Oct 14, 2011 15:53:27 GMT
Cessez les squabblings!
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