Ernest Koontz
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I Come In The Name Of The Lord
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Post by Ernest Koontz on Sept 27, 2011 22:23:52 GMT
You don't need drugs when you have Jesus For Christ is better than a 'bong' And its so much more fun to praise the Lord By singing God a song! You don't need pornography with Christ All those images of filth and lust Close your eyes and think of the Virgin And then in God you trust! You don't need hard liquor to have fun For life will get sicker and sicker Put your faith in Jesus Christ And let Jesus be your liquor!
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Post by Daphne on Sept 28, 2011 10:03:34 GMT
I mjust look up what a bong is. I fear, dear Ernie, you are more exposed to the horrors of modern life than I am. I suppose going on a mission to the Australian heathen must have been traumatic. This is an amazing piece of writing.
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Post by alex on Sept 28, 2011 10:09:23 GMT
@ Daphne... please don't do a bong; it is a very unhealthy way of life.
I found this poem very upbeat and inspiring: although I doubt the youth of today who partake in bongs and the like, will agree with your sentiments.
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Post by Daphne on Sept 28, 2011 10:14:11 GMT
I ascertained the meaning of "bong" from the online slang community. I quote: "a pipe with a water filtration system used for smoking marijuana". I have only tried marijuana once. I was attending a conference in Amsterdam and a colleague said he would treat me to a spliff in a coffee shop. He smoked one and I smoked one. He staggered out of the coffee shop and apparently went to his hotel where he slept for 15 hours, thus missing supper. I, on the other hand, went back to the conference hall where I chatted up a rather tasty piece of male flesh with the inevitable result. Ah the sweet days of my promiscuous middle age.
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