bad breath senryu or something like that

[johnny nobody]

there was once a young man called Seth
who had really terrible breath
his own halitosis
was a form of psychosis
so his own mother put him to death

[Fraser Allonby Q.C.]

I have often observed that lower class people have terrible breath. I usually wear a mask when I have to visit poorer districts.

[Stanley Brown]

This is neither funny nor rational.
You are probably, my dear sir, some sort of sick pervert.

[Daphne]

I was not as impressed by this as by most of your pieces.

[johnny nobody]

You're right.
It's crap, total crap.