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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Jan 5, 2012 17:56:28 GMT
Being overweight
Is no awful tragedy
So get used to it.
Obesity is
Not in the beholder's eye:
It's in your blubber.
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Post by Fraser Allonby Q.C. on Jan 6, 2012 17:28:16 GMT
How true. Fat people are DISGUSTING.
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Post by Rosetta on Feb 3, 2012 17:00:10 GMT
This has inspired me to write a funny poem about overweight men and their "moobs" (man boobs).
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Post by Daphne on May 3, 2012 11:26:18 GMT
Fatness is always worthy of a laugh.
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Post by alex on May 4, 2012 0:29:32 GMT
Fatness is always worthy of a laugh. I agree, but these two pathetic attempts aren't funny at all... yaaawn - start again. |
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Post by alex on May 4, 2012 0:30:46 GMT
Daphers... is it 'usual' to comment on your OWN 'poems'  |
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Post by alex on May 4, 2012 0:33:46 GMT
This has inspired me to write a funny poem about overweight men and their "moobs" (man boobs). And 'you'... Rosetta/Daphne/Emzy_Lou/Arcanus.... etc, etc..... you must have SOOOOOO much time on your hands. Have you ever thought about doing some voluntary work, ffs? ? |
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Post by alex on May 4, 2012 0:35:27 GMT
EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THIS SITE, APART FROM ME, ARE EDNA AND HIS ALTER EGOS!!!!!
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Post by alex on May 4, 2012 0:39:21 GMT
I have 'smited' you, Edna/Daphne for your haikus which aren't funny in the slightest.
If you disagree, pray tell me how they are funny?
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Post by alex on May 4, 2012 0:45:01 GMT
Even my goat poems are funnier than these!!!
Maybe you should walk away from poetry, and take your dissociative identity disorder with you. You are one SICK 'human being'!!!!
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Post by Daphne on May 4, 2012 16:07:03 GMT
I have just about had it up to the ears with you, Alex. Unless you watch your manners, you are out of here. Take this as your final warning to mend your ways and be friendly again. Or at least amusing, for Christ's sake.
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Post by alex on May 4, 2012 23:39:46 GMT
I have just about had it up to the ears with you, Alex. Unless you watch your manners, you are out of here. Take this as your final warning to mend your ways and be friendly again. Or at least amusing, for Christ's sake. ;D You really think I'd be bothered if I was banned from this site? This site that has only TWO real members ~ YOU and ME!!! The others are all your MANY alter egos. FFS.. you really DO need HELP!!!! |
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Post by Daphne on May 4, 2012 23:55:01 GMT
I just got bored with you. Goodbye.
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Post by alex on May 5, 2012 9:28:04 GMT
I just got bored with you. Goodbye. ;D |
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Post by justfred on May 6, 2012 17:50:11 GMT
One of the nurses on the night shift is a real lump of lard. I wouldn't go near her if he was the last woman on earth. I miss my Elizabeth though.
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