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Post by weewatto on Nov 4, 2011 14:26:01 GMT
Pvt. Reason has deserted - Cpl. Judgement was shot down by the enemy's expert sniper Maj. Lust, and it was just too much. So Reason fled by the back door, followed eagerly by Pvt. Caution.
A covert ops crew led by Sgt. Regret (who had been colluding for some time with Gnl. Repression, after being introduced by mutual friend Lt. Nostalgia) deftly dispatched the brainless but effective comms team of Cpls. Taste and Touch.
This ruthless duo swiftly and silently drew LCpl. Foresight into the eyeline of our sniper, whereby Lust overexcitedly (one might even say frenziedly) smothered the hapless LCpl. and his companion Pvt Fear with a generous licking of deadly shot.
Having forced Sensible Regiment into a hurried retreat, Maj. Lust rejoined his superior officer, Gnl. Urgency, at Loins HQ for an entertaining debrief... and with paradoxical sadness and delight the vile betrayers Repression and Nostalgia were disposed of with a single deed each, to be seamlessly replaced by the newly promoted Cpts. Freedom and Fun.
What with it nearly being Remembrance Day and all....
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Post by Daphne on Nov 6, 2011 22:24:22 GMT
You missed out Field Marshall Come.
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Post by weewatto on Nov 9, 2011 10:09:24 GMT
I never miss out Field Marshall Come. He just works undercover.
BAZINGA.
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Post by Daphne on Nov 14, 2011 16:45:49 GMT
I just heard a great phrase: the anus is the new vagina. What do you think of that?
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Post by weewatto on Nov 16, 2011 15:55:56 GMT
What happened to the old vagina? Presumably it's still needed for something? An umbrella stand maybe?
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Post by Barry Hodges, Bard of Gosforth on Nov 23, 2011 18:04:34 GMT
A learned piece of allegorical writing, wee watty.
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Post by weewatto on Jan 5, 2012 11:42:14 GMT
Why thank ee Baz
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