Recession Song

[Edna Sweetlove]

Recession, what recession, I couldn't care a jot
You should check out all the money that I've got.
I don't do any work as my Dad's a b*nker
And he's a fat cat too, a total w*nker.

I look out my window to see the peasants grovel
In the dirt, starving in a filthy Council hovel;
I just sit and smile and sip at my Laurent-Perrier.
Long live capitalism, I just couldn't be any merrier.

[Fraser Allonby Q.C.]

I can go along with this one. We in the courts never know a day's penury.

[Daphne]

I agree. The people who are out of work probably deserve it. They should have worked harder when they had the chance.

[Edna Sweetlove]

Ho Ho Ho

[justfred]

In my Nursing Home, the recession is biting. They have removed our TV set and replaced it with a washing machine.