Post by Fraser Allonby Q.C. on Jan 6, 2012 16:33:55 GMT
The business of church when properly done
Will put you to lurch upon holy buns
Like it did to sweet Andy, one Autumn morn
Caught mid hand-shandy whilst flipping through some porn.
His mother, she fainted, his father just moaned,
Pastor Himmler just panted as the organ groaned.
Andy was speaking in tongues and nude as could be
Out the baptismal he hung his spent pud to pee
Nude and enchanted there under a stain glassed Jesu,
Andy cursed and chanted "Scooby doo to that Jew".
Possessed, he let loose with a tenacious glub
and all fled from their pews as he blew off lunch grub.
Will put you to lurch upon holy buns
Like it did to sweet Andy, one Autumn morn
Caught mid hand-shandy whilst flipping through some porn.
His mother, she fainted, his father just moaned,
Pastor Himmler just panted as the organ groaned.
Andy was speaking in tongues and nude as could be
Out the baptismal he hung his spent pud to pee
Nude and enchanted there under a stain glassed Jesu,
Andy cursed and chanted "Scooby doo to that Jew".
Possessed, he let loose with a tenacious glub
and all fled from their pews as he blew off lunch grub.
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