half blind

[johnny nobody]

climbing a tree
to save a stranded cat
and it strikes out
and blinds me in one eye
so much for bloody animals
next time it gets a kick
if I can see straight

[Fraser Allonby Q.C.]

So much for bloody animals, as you say. I was once attacked by a mad Yorkshire terrier, so I kicked it hard in the ginger nuts.

[Daphne]

Many would climb a tree for a pussy.

[Edna Sweetlove]

I like pussies too.