Clerihews for the Holy Saints

[Engelbert Humpalot]

I

St Augustine sat there grinning
Reflecting on all his sinning
(he'd asked God to make him good
but God preferred him to be rude).

II

St Catherine on her whizzing wheel
Was asked, "Kate, just how do you feel?"
But before her answer could be spoken,
Another one of her limbs got broken.

III

Old St Francis of Assisi's
Trousers were all stained with faeces;
The silly old fart often forgot,
To give a good wipe to his bot.

IV

St Joan of Arc gave a plaintive shout,
"Won't somebody put these flames out?"
But no one heard her tragic call
And she got roasted, **** and all.

[Daphne]

I am touched you have asterisked that word in the final line. I have to add, that even if you hadn't, Daphers' special censorship machine would have done it for you, although less tastefully. I liked "whizzing wheel" especially. You are very welcome here, Engy, and I shall create a special place for your delightful outpourings.

[Engelbert Humpalot]

I was hoping for more reads! Have the members of this site all died?