Post by Daphne on Oct 17, 2011 17:28:08 GMT
"Ello, 'ello, is that the coppers?
I got somefink for you and I don't tell no whoppers -
That fatboy Billy Bunter from Number 4
'E won't be coming 'ome no more
'Cos I 'eard 'im 'aving a row wiv 'is Dad, old Zorro
And 'e won't be seen about the place tomorrow."
Thus poor old Fat Boy Billy from Number 4
Is in three black bags laid outside their door;
So come along and get him, coppers,
Before the urban foxes get all stressy
With their great big canine choppers
Which will make it well and proper messy.
I got somefink for you and I don't tell no whoppers -
That fatboy Billy Bunter from Number 4
'E won't be coming 'ome no more
'Cos I 'eard 'im 'aving a row wiv 'is Dad, old Zorro
And 'e won't be seen about the place tomorrow."
Thus poor old Fat Boy Billy from Number 4
Is in three black bags laid outside their door;
So come along and get him, coppers,
Before the urban foxes get all stressy
With their great big canine choppers
Which will make it well and proper messy.
